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BREAKING NEWS

05/01 19:56 - Snow brings disruption to UK flights, trains and roads as amber warning remains 05/01 19:19 - Serbia ready to buy out key energy company co-owned by Russia – president 05/01 19:03 - News24 | Major winter storm begins dumping snow, disrupting travel in US 05/01 18:39 - Ukraine Attacks Kursk Region of Russia Anew 05/01 18:34 - Elon Musk turns on Nigel Farage and calls for new leader of Reform 05/01 17:42 - Heavy snow disrupts travel in England and Wales 05/01 16:55 - Maidan shootings analyst placed on Ukraine’s state-linked ‘kill list’ 05/01 16:49 - Scholz responds to rumors of planned meeting with Putin 05/01 16:07 - A Gas Cutoff Sends Shivers Through a Russian-Backed Breakaway Region 05/01 15:53 - UK weather: airports reopen but travel disruption continues – as it happened 05/01 15:46 - Social order in Gaza will collapse if Israel ends cooperation with UN aid agency, official says 05/01 15:40 - Ukraine launches new offensive in Russia’s Kursk as war casualties mount 05/01 15:40 - Ukraine launches new offensive in Russia’s Kursk as war casualties mount 05/01 15:14 - Watch: Will it snow where you are? 05/01 14:59 - Musk compares Soros to Star Wars villain 05/01 14:45 - Ukraine launches new offensive in Russia's Kursk region 05/01 14:09 - Major winter storm in US threatens millions with snow, ice and brutal cold 05/01 14:01 - Ukraine launches new offensive in Russia's Kursk region 05/01 14:00 - Fears grow for voting rights as Trump plots to reshape US justice department 05/01 14:00 - 45 Products That, Happily Enough, Work Even Better Than You Think They Would 05/01 13:55 - Ukraine launches new attack in Kursk region, says Russia 'getting what it deserves' 05/01 12:46 - Ukraine launches surprise operation in Russia’s Kursk region 05/01 12:08 - UK’s Starmer to urge Trump to keep backing Kiev – Times 05/01 11:00 - Director of Edinburgh international festival warns cuts put its status at risk 05/01 10:00 - A different and more dangerous world awaits President-elect Trump 05/01 09:24 - Sabalenka beats Kudermetova to lift Brisbane title 05/01 07:56 - Firefighters battle fresh blazes in Victoria as pockets of NSW burn 05/01 07:50 - Watch: BBC reports from snowy Leeds amid weather warnings 05/01 07:36 - Russian newspaper says its reporter killed by Ukraine drone strike 05/01 07:00 - Curb extremism now or face new terrorist threats, Labour warned 05/01 06:54 - Russia-Ukraine war: List of key events, day 1,046 05/01 06:54 - Russia-Ukraine war: List of key events, day 1,046 05/01 06:48 - M23 rebels capture key town in eastern DR Congo, local official says 05/01 06:07 - Detectorist unearths warrior's gold scabbard stud 05/01 03:11 - Southern Ocean winds to break stifling heatwave baking Australia’s south-east 05/01 01:47 - South Korean protesters face off in snowstorm over fate of impeached president 05/01 00:41 - Blinken estimates Ukraine’s chances of regaining ground 05/01 00:01 - Pyramids, relics, warrior queens: Sudan's history took centuries to be recognised - and faces erasure once again 04/01 23:45 - UK weather: power cuts, traffic chaos and cancelled flights due to heavy snow 04/01 23:32 - Parts of UK disrupted as snow and freezing rain arrive – live 04/01 21:31 - 38 Wonderful Winter Products That’ll Make You Want To Sing “Let It Snow” 04/01 20:42 - US gave Ukraine ‘a lot of weapons’ ahead of conflict with Russia – Blinken 04/01 19:17 - ‘The Interview’: Antony Blinken Insists He and Biden Made the Right Calls 04/01 19:00 - Fears of unrest as PM considers open prisons for more offenders 04/01 18:32 - Russian journalist killed, five injured in Ukrainian drone strike 04/01 18:24 - Luke Littler ref makes history as gay darts official 04/01 17:48 - Russia promises retaliation after saying Ukraine fired US-supplied missiles 04/01 17:48 - Russia promises retaliation after saying Ukraine fired US-supplied missiles 04/01 16:29 - Ukraine waits for Trump the dealmaker to broker end of Putin’s war | Shaun Walker in Kyiv 04/01 15:36 - Germany will send troops to Ukraine – MP 04/01 15:00 - Labour goes slow on rape courts pledge amid fears over shortage of lawyers 04/01 14:49 - U.S. Plans $8 Billion Sale of Arms, Including Bombs, to Israel 04/01 13:55 - UK rollout of eVisas could leave non-EU migrants ‘vulnerable’ 04/01 13:35 - More than two dozen killed in Israeli strikes, Gaza civil defence says 04/01 13:32 - As another Trump presidency nears, Ukraine’s army is on the defensive 04/01 13:29 - It’s the pits! Would you pay £35 for one of the new, posh deodorants? 04/01 13:08 - Rough sleepers offered emergency shelter as UK temperatures plummet 04/01 12:19 - Rival camps protest in South Korea as authorities press for Yoon’s arrest 04/01 12:19 - Rival camps protest in South Korea as authorities press for Yoon’s arrest 04/01 11:55 - Fed official flags inflation risks posed by Trump’s policies 04/01 11:44 - World's oldest person Tomiko Itooka dies aged 116 04/01 11:12 - How Hybrid Tactics Targeted NATO Allies in 2024: Drones, Exploding Parcels, Sabotage 04/01 10:55 - Tomiko Itooka of Japan, World’s Oldest Person, Dies at 116 04/01 10:43 - Could a board game help prepare Taiwan for war with China? 04/01 10:43 - Could a board game help prepare Taiwan for war with China? 04/01 10:00 - Gaza Rescuers Are Haunted by Voices of Those They Couldn’t Save 04/01 09:43 - News24 | South Korea in political crisis after president resists arrest 04/01 09:30 - Moscow reacts to Germany’s call to close Russian bases in Syria 04/01 08:52 - How to keep babies warm in cold weather and other winter tips 04/01 08:29 - US ‘concerned’ by Russia’s nuclear doctrine – Blinken 04/01 08:28 - Russia rules out German and Japanese Security Council bids 04/01 06:46 - The US soldiers returning to Vietnam in search of mass graves 04/01 06:46 - The US soldiers returning to Vietnam in search of mass graves 04/01 06:11 - State Dept. Tells Congress It Plans to Send $8 Billion in Arms to Israel 04/01 05:00 - ‘It is impossible to outrun them’: how drones transformed war in Ukraine 04/01 04:42 - Tornado Confirmed in Northern California 04/01 04:39 - Impeached South Korean President Yoon is resisting arrest. What happens now? 04/01 03:55 - UK braces for heavy snow as travellers warned of road and rail disruption 04/01 03:34 - Russia-Ukraine war: List of key events, day 1,045 04/01 03:34 - Russia-Ukraine war: List of key events, day 1,045 04/01 01:45 - Q&A: Leader of Myanmar’s shadow government talks civil war strategy in 2025 04/01 01:45 - Q&A: Leader of Myanmar’s shadow government talks civil war strategy in 2025 04/01 01:01 - Indoor Gremlin Season Is Upon Us And You Need These 33 Products To Revel In It 04/01 00:01 - Musk could act as middleman between China and Trump in possible global trade war 03/01 23:58 - Biden Honors Police Officers and Veterans With Medals at White House 03/01 23:33 - South Korea Fails to Detain Impeached President in Standoff at His Home 03/01 21:31 - About 30 killed in Israeli attacks on Gaza as truce talks set to resume 03/01 21:11 - Which Countries Warn That Alcohol May Cause Cancer? 03/01 20:58 - Austrian liberal party quits coalition talks leaving negotiations in disarray 03/01 20:46 - Finnish court upholds oil tanker seizure in undersea cables probe 03/01 20:46 - Finnish court upholds oil tanker seizure in undersea cables probe 03/01 20:02 - German purchases of Russian uranium surge 03/01 19:35 - Suicide rate in Israeli army hits 13-year high amid ongoing war 03/01 18:44 - U.S. Surgeon General Calls for Cancer Warnings on Alcohol 03/01 18:35 - Polar vortex expected to bring snow, ice and brutal cold to most of US 03/01 17:20 - Hospital flu cases rising at 'very concerning' rate, NHS England warns 03/01 15:51 - More than 2,200 people died in Mediterranean in 2024, UN finds 03/01 15:47 - Covid surges across US after holidays amid low booster uptake 03/01 15:27 - Keeping warm when budgets are squeezed 03/01 15:02 - Government would be ‘foolish’ to ignore palliative care warnings over assisted dying