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16/07 22:04 - At least two killed in ‘horrific’ Russian attack on Ukraine’s Dobropillia 16/07 22:04 - At least two killed in ‘horrific’ Russian attack on Ukraine’s Dobropillia 16/07 21:30 - ‘There’s a bit of a queue forming’: how UK firms are enticing buyers for the next generation of fighter jets 16/07 21:30 - Ministers to enshrine UK charities’ right to peaceful protest in new ‘covenant’ 16/07 21:24 - Major earthquake triggers tsunami warning in Alaska (VIDEOS) 16/07 21:08 - Israel Strikes Syria’s Capital, Sending Warning to Government 16/07 21:03 - ‘Our hands are on the trigger’ – senior Iranian official 16/07 20:59 - Trump’s ultimatum isn’t an ultimatum – and Moscow knows it 16/07 20:17 - Joint global operation takes down pro-Russian hacking group 16/07 20:17 - Joint global operation takes down pro-Russian hacking group 16/07 19:34 - Video: Several injured in latest Russian drone strikes in Ukraine 16/07 19:34 - Video: Several injured in latest Russian drone strikes in Ukraine 16/07 19:01 - Europol-coordinated global operation takes down pro-Russian cybercrime network 16/07 18:27 - EU proposes 100-bn-euro fund for Ukraine alongside 2028-2034 budget 16/07 18:17 - Keir Starmer removes Labour whip from four ‘persistent rebel’ MPs 16/07 18:10 - Europol-coordinated operation takes down pro-Russian hacking group 16/07 18:09 - RT journalist interrogated by UK police 16/07 17:56 - News24 | Israel strikes Syrian army headquarters in Damascus after Druze violence kills hundreds 16/07 17:54 - Syria’s Druze reach new ceasefire deal with government in Sweida, religious leader says – as it happened 16/07 17:52 - Trump’s Patriots are on the way to Kiev. Russian patriots are on the way to victory 16/07 17:51 - Trump has turned his back on Putin - somewhat 16/07 17:31 - Armenia hints it may leave Russian-led military alliance 16/07 17:30 - Ex-police commissioner sues New York City and Eric Adams over alleged NYPD corruption 16/07 17:28 - ‘It’s soul-destroying’: takeover crisis leaves Morecambe FC on the brink 16/07 16:34 - Rachel Reeves warned by City grandees not to weaken banking safeguards 16/07 16:12 - The Economy Seems Healthy. Were the Warnings About Tariffs Overblown? 16/07 15:51 - Diageo CEO steps down after drink firm’s lacklustre performance 16/07 15:49 - Ukraine ready for peace talks anytime, foreign minister says, as Trump backtracks from idea to ‘target Moscow’ – as it happened 16/07 15:45 - Bear that bit man in Norway roams free after hunt in which wrong animal shot 16/07 15:08 - ‘Easy Money, Heavy Cost’: Israeli campaign warns citizens against spying for Iran 16/07 15:00 - Push to end antisemitism is welcome but envoy’s plan raises concerns, Australia’s race commissioner warns 16/07 15:00 - Albanese’s warm welcome in Beijing shows icy tensions are a thing of the past – at least for now | Tom McIlroy 16/07 14:52 - Americans Aren't Hearing About These 21 Global Events Right Now, But They Could Shape Everything From Tech To War 16/07 14:42 - One dead and 18 wounded in Israeli air strikes on Syria army HQ in Damascus 16/07 14:41 - Trump sprang Ukraine surprise on NATO states – Reuters 16/07 14:26 - Europe prepares for war 16/07 14:26 - Europe prepares for war 16/07 14:03 - Republicans in Congress Shift to Backing Ukraine, Matching Trump’s Reversal 16/07 13:57 - EU plan to move frozen Russian money would be ‘expropriation’ – Euroclear 16/07 13:39 - Russia Appears Unfazed by Trump’s Ukraine War Ultimatum 16/07 13:29 - Decades after a Nazi captain stole an erotic Roman mosaic, it returns to Pompeii 16/07 13:09 - Russia monitoring Western weapons deliveries to Ukraine, Kremlin says 16/07 13:09 - Russia monitoring Western weapons deliveries to Ukraine, Kremlin says 16/07 13:04 - Italy won’t buy US arms for Ukraine – media 16/07 13:01 - Trump denies urging Zelensky to strike Moscow amid sanctions plan 16/07 12:57 - New PM and US ambassador: What we know of Ukraine's government reshuffle 16/07 12:44 - France: Plan to scrap two public holidays sparks backlash 16/07 12:42 - Gaza’s vulnerable suffer war’s toll: Malnourished, maimed and displaced 16/07 12:42 - Gaza’s vulnerable suffer war’s toll: Malnourished, maimed and displaced 16/07 12:33 - US senator cites Iran bombings in threat to Russia 16/07 12:31 - Israel attacks Syrian military HQ in Damascus - and issues warning to leave religious minority group alone 16/07 12:23 - Could Trump’s tariff threats force Putin into Ukraine peace deal? 16/07 12:23 - Could Trump’s tariff threats force Putin into Ukraine peace deal? 16/07 12:01 - UK inflation rises unexpectedly to 3.6% driven by food and fuel prices 16/07 11:53 - Fury 'in gym' and wants to fight Usyk again - Warren 16/07 11:15 - Israel Attacks Near Syria’s Military Headquarters. Here’s What to Know. 16/07 11:10 - Trump won’t act on 100% Russia trade tariffs threat – experts to NYT 16/07 11:07 - ICC prosecutor warned to drop Netanyahu case or be ‘destroyed’: Report 16/07 11:07 - ICC prosecutor warned to drop Netanyahu case or be ‘destroyed’: Report 16/07 11:02 - Ukraine confused by Trump’s Patriot claim – general 16/07 10:36 - Retired IDF Major General Giora Eiland on FRANCE 24 to discuss situation in Gaza 16/07 10:26 - NATO state opts out of Trump’s Ukraine arms plan 16/07 10:03 - Climate & War: The Destruction of Gaza’s Cropland 16/07 10:03 - Climate & War: The Destruction of Gaza’s Cropland 16/07 10:00 - Ukraine wing of US-founded terrorist group says it was involved in killing of intelligence officer in Kyiv 16/07 10:00 - How climate crisis makes rainstorms that flooded New York more common 16/07 09:43 - Trump admin in 'denial' over climate change, having cut funding to NOAA and National Weather Service 16/07 09:43 - French papers divided over PM Bayrou's 'shock treatment' budget 16/07 09:06 - EU accused of ‘cruel and unlawful betrayal’ of Palestinians over failure to confront Israel 16/07 08:17 - Trump rules out long-range missiles for Ukraine 16/07 08:15 - ‘North Korea is now a more important ally for Russia than Iran or China’ 16/07 08:15 - ‘North Korea is now a more important ally for Russia than Iran or China’ 16/07 07:16 - "'You'll Be Wearing Many Hats' Meant Four Jobs For One Salary": People Are Revealing The Job Interview Red Flags That Were Actually Giant Warnings In Disguise 16/07 07:09 - Firefighters warned of ‘dangers of partisan politics’ after truck displays Liberal corflutes at Melbourne protest 16/07 07:00 - The first casualty is sleep as the bombs and missiles fall on Kyiv 16/07 07:00 - News24 | Trump to meet Qatar PM in ‘hopeful’ bid to produce Gaza war ceasefire deal 16/07 05:16 - Wednesday briefing: Why Labour wants to cut financial red tape – and why critics fear that risks a new crisis 16/07 05:01 - 32 Versatile Pieces That’ll Help You Get The Most Out Of Your Travel Wardrobe 16/07 05:00 - Toxic behaviour in TV jeopardises key British industry, experts warn 16/07 04:55 - Trump says Ukraine should not target Moscow 16/07 04:55 - Trump says Ukraine should not target Moscow 16/07 04:15 - News24 | Trump says Zelensky should not target Moscow 16/07 02:04 - EU tells US to ‘share the burden’ for Ukraine weapons 16/07 00:39 - Russia-Ukraine war: List of key events, day 1,238 16/07 00:39 - Russia-Ukraine war: List of key events, day 1,238 16/07 00:14 - For Some Republicans, Trump’s Shift on Epstein Is Just the Latest Breach 16/07 00:13 - ‘Political theatre’: key takeaways from US universities’ House antisemitism hearing 16/07 00:09 - Australia news live: safety in childcare centres top priority when parliament resumes; Husic warns antisemitism definition curbs freedom of speech 15/07 23:20 - State Dept. Layoffs Hit Russia and Ukraine Analysts 15/07 23:16 - Fair Warning: Only People With A Super IQ Of 135+ Will Know All These Words' Definitions 15/07 23:02 - Andrew Cuomo Test Drives a Warmer, Friendlier Version of Himself 15/07 23:01 - UK taskforce calls for disability training for all airline and airport staff 15/07 22:42 - News24 | Trump gives Russia 50 days to resolve Ukraine war 15/07 22:34 - Trump says he’s neutral on Ukraine conflict 15/07 22:30 - Weight loss surgery tourism needs urgent regulation, say UK experts 15/07 22:26 - Why Trump changed his mind on Ukraine 15/07 22:19 - How Much Military Aid Has the U.S. Given to Ukraine? Here’s What to Know. 15/07 21:44 - EU’s Kallas reveals latest failure in passing new Russia sanctions 15/07 21:41 - Tariffs Begin to Leave an Imprint on the Economy 15/07 21:37 - Trump tells Zelensky not to attack Moscow