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13/12 14:18 - Why the huge bidding war over Warner Bros? 13/12 14:01 - 35 Fun Products That Have Simply Never Been Normal A Day In Their Lives 13/12 13:46 - US sets out condition for Ukraine security guarantees – Axios 13/12 12:43 - One million households without power in Ukraine after Russia attacks energy grid 13/12 12:38 - Russian attacks cut power for thousands in Ukraine as peace talks press on 13/12 12:38 - Russian attacks cut power for thousands in Ukraine as peace talks press on 13/12 11:20 - Slovakia ‘won’t support anything’ that prolongs Ukraine conflict – Fico 13/12 10:38 - Zelensky visits troops as Ukraine claims gained ground near key city 13/12 10:04 - EU agrees to indefinitely freeze Russian central bank assets 13/12 10:04 - Ivan Urgant Was Russia’s Late-Night King Until Putin’s War in Ukraine 13/12 10:00 - With an army of yes-men, how Putin’s world turned into an echo chamber 13/12 09:43 - Virtual reality offers escape to Gaza children wounded in Israel’s war 13/12 09:43 - Virtual reality offers escape to Gaza children wounded in Israel’s war 13/12 09:00 - Starmer to pick new US ambassador as relations with Trump tested 13/12 08:31 - Colombia’s ELN rebels prepare for battle amid Trump ‘intervention’ threat 13/12 08:31 - Colombia’s ELN rebels prepare for battle amid Trump ‘intervention’ threat 13/12 08:16 - If You Pass This Tough Disney Timed Trivia Test, Your Brain Processes Information Quicker Than The Majority Of People 13/12 08:03 - North Korea’s Kim bestows ‘hero’ titles on soldiers killed in Ukraine war 13/12 08:03 - North Korea’s Kim bestows ‘hero’ titles on soldiers killed in Ukraine war 13/12 07:52 - Kremlin envoy compares Orban to ‘Game of Thrones’ hero 13/12 07:31 - Myanmar military says armed groups used hospital it bombed, killing dozens 13/12 07:31 - Myanmar military says armed groups used hospital it bombed, killing dozens 13/12 07:24 - Russian drone hits Turkish ships in Ukraine 13/12 07:24 - Russian drone hits Turkish ships in Ukraine 13/12 07:09 - Child of Dust: A man’s search for his father after the Vietnam War 13/12 07:09 - Child of Dust: A man’s search for his father after the Vietnam War 13/12 07:08 - I thought I'd struck lucky on a dating app but invited a monster into my life 13/12 07:00 - Beware airport parking thieves: police warn over spate of car thefts 13/12 06:53 - North Korean Soldiers Return From Russia’s War With Ukraine 13/12 06:52 - Ukraine says it received 114 prisoners from Belarus under US-brokered deal 13/12 06:42 - The Papers: 'King's cancer fight boost' and 'EU freezes' Russian assets 13/12 06:30 - Spain’s FM on Trump’s new security strategy, Europe and Palestine 13/12 06:30 - Spain’s FM on Trump’s new security strategy, Europe and Palestine 13/12 06:00 - Deal or no deal? The inside story of the battle for Warner Bros 13/12 06:00 - ‘Who’s it going to be next time?’: ECHR rethink is ‘moral retreat’, say rights experts 13/12 05:17 - Kim Jong-un admits North Korean troops clearing landmines for Russia 13/12 04:35 - After False Earthquake Alert in Nevada, Lawmakers Demand Answers on How it Was Sent 13/12 03:38 - Member states step up opposition to EU seizing Russian funds – Politico 13/12 03:34 - Russia damages Turkish-owned vessels in attack on Ukrainian ports 13/12 03:34 - Russia damages Turkish-owned vessels in attack on Ukrainian ports 13/12 02:58 - US scolds Rwanda for breaking peace deal as M23 rebels seize key Congo city 13/12 02:58 - Johnson & Johnson ordered to pay $40m to women who said talc to blame for cancer 13/12 02:29 - Dozens Killed as a Hospital Is Bombed in Myanmar’s Brutal Civil War 13/12 01:13 - Russia-Ukraine war: List of key events, day 1,388 13/12 01:13 - Russia-Ukraine war: List of key events, day 1,388 13/12 00:35 - As the US targets Venezuela, its allies Russia and China show little signs of support 13/12 00:05 - Ukraine's health supplies hit in series of Russian strikes on medical warehouses 12/12 23:15 - EU’s use of emergency powers on Russian assets will backfire – MEP 12/12 21:32 - Trump demands Fed listen to him as he lines up new leader: ‘I’m a smart voice’ 12/12 21:25 - At the UN, the US has accused Rwanda of leading the region towards war 12/12 21:14 - How Ukraine Has Responded to Trump’s Peace Plan and Russia’s Demands for Territory 12/12 20:59 - 'They have no border': Ukraine's integration into EU by 2027 deemed unlikely by diplomats